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Random quote: You know you drive a jeep if you carry an extra right shoe in your JEEP!
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pfabricyThat which doesn't kill us only makes us stronger.
pfabricyWater covers 3/4 of the earth, Jeeps cover the rest.
pfabricyA faster winch means more time at the top heckling your friends.
pfabricyJEEP- Just Empty Every Pocket
Old Guy"I've been accused of vulgarity. I say that's bullshit."
Old Guy"If there is no Hell, a good many preachers are obtaining money under false pretences."
Old GuyFrisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck...George Carlin
Old GuyEverything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else....Will Rogers
Teal JDrive it until you're stuck, then see if you can get stuck harder.... POR
CrazEif it breaks and you just replace it,.......you lose!
CrazEif you have 27 bumper stickers on the back of your truck, but no inspection sticker, you might be a redneck.
HydroThe bits in the byte go off and on, off and on, off and on...
HydroIf it moves and shouldn't, use Duct Tape & Zip Ties... If it doesn't move and should, use WD-40 & A Hammer
pfabricyThe only difference between an amateur and a professional is the abillity to correct your mistakes.
Old GuyChaos reigns within. Reflect, repent, and reboot. Order shall return
Old GuyA crash reduces your expensive computer to a simple stone
Old GuyThe Web site you seek cannot be located, but countless more exist
HydroI got arrested for going 14400 in a 2400 zone!
HydroI'd change the world for the better, if only I could get hold of the source code.
HydroNever be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.
HydroIn just two days, tomorrow will be yesterday.
CrazETomorrow is the most important thing in life. Comes into us at midnight very clean. It's perfect when it arrives and it puts itself in our hands. It hopes we've learned something from yesterday.
CrazE"Never say sorry - it's a sign of weakness"....John Wayne
CrazEOK, so what's the speed of dark ? ...steven wright
CrazEGun Control isn't about guns. It's about control.
CrazENever take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
CrazEEver stop to think and forget to start again?
HydroYou Know You Have A Real Jeep If You use a hose to clean the inside and the outside
HydroYou Know You Have A Real Jeep If You determine that the best route from Point A to Point B is through a rock pile or over a mountain
HydroYou Know You Have A Real Jeep If You call a scratch or a dent, a beauty mark
HydroYou Know You Have A Real Jeep If You roll it over and don't get upset
HydroYou Know You Have A Real Jeep If You judge every hill you see by how much fun it would be to climb
HydroYou Know You Have A Real Jeep If You get custom pin-striping from trail brush
HydroYou Know You Have A Real Jeep If You pull into the unplowed parking spots on snowy days
HydroYou Know You Have A Real Jeep If You've been forced to add TJ, CJ, YJ, and XJ to your spell-checker
HydroYou Know You Have A Real Jeep If Your Nerf bars battle rocks and win
HydroYou Know You Have A Real Jeep If You use an ice-scraper on the inside of the windshield
HydroYou Know You Have A Real Jeep If Winter comes and your can't remember where you left your top
HydroYou Know You Have A Real Jeep If You fix almost everything yourself
HydroYou Know You Have A Real Jeep If You slam the door and chunks of dried mud crumble to the ground
HydroYou Know You Have A Real Jeep If You are the only one on the street who doesn't plow their driveway
HydroYou Know You Have A Real Jeep If You can't hear your $200 stereo over the howl of your tires on the highway
HydroYou Know You Have A Real Jeep If You have a high-water mark INSIDE the Jeep
HydroYou Know You Have A Real Jeep If You plan your wedding around the Club's trail ride schedule
HydroYou Know You Have A Real Jeep If You save broken Jeep parts as "momentos" AND you know the exact story behind every one
HydroYou Know You Have A Real Jeep If You can't take a girl, who's wearing a dress, on a date without carrying along a set of steps
HydroYou Know You Have A Real Jeep If Your garage holds more Jeeps than your house has bedrooms
HydroYou Know You Have A Real Jeep If You carry along enough tools to supply a small garage
HydroYou Know You Have A Real Jeep If You nickname your Jeep after the noises it makes or it's most damaging trail accident
HydroYou Know You Have A Real Jeep If You carry along a replacement part for every drive component on the Jeep
HydroYou Know You Have A Real Jeep If You're constantly getting passed on the highway
pfabricyHow do you know when you know more than you don't know?
pfabricyReal Jeeps are built, not bought.
pfabricyReal Jeeps leak.
pfabricyIt's a Jeep thing... If you're here you might understand.
Dean ShirleyIf you're not getting stuck, you're not trying hard enough
Dean ShirleyIf it's not covered in mudd, it's just another S.U.V..
Dean ShirleyIf you come home clean, you didn't have enough fun.
FullmoonYou're a real jeeper if fine dining means burgers on the manifold
CrazEreal jeeps, NEVER leave another jeep stranded.
Waggy EarlJEEP - Just everybody elses parts!
pfabricyStupidity should be painful.
otterYou're always warmer when you're on fire
otterits the unintentional rolls that scare you
Old Guy"I've been accused of vulgarity. I say that's bullshit."
HydroI'm going to live forever... Or die trying! ~Vila Restal from TV Series Blake's 7
Fullmoonthe early bird gets the worm... but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap
Old GuyPanties aren't my favorite, but they're right next to it...
HydroAn XJ will fit through there...
TomC"I have not failed.... I have just found 10,000 ways that won't work" -- Thomas Edison
TomCNo trees were harmed in the making of this forum. However, a great deal of electrons have been terribly inconvenienced.
Dean ShirleyYou know you have a real jeep if you go out wheeling when it rains and/or snows because the trails close to home are 'too easy' when it's nice out.
Dean ShirleyYou're a real jeeper when you know more about new Jeeps than the rep at the show or the sales guy at the dealer.
Dean ShirleyYou're a hard-core Jeeper when you have a club membership to more than three clubs in more than two states.
Dean ShirleyFamous last words - "Of course I can make it through there, it's only 3" deep."
Dean ShirleyFamous last words - "We don't need a tow-strap today, we're only doing some light trails."
Dean ShirleyFamous last words - "Once more, I know I can make it this time."
Dean ShirleyFamous last words - "I've never broken anything on this trail."
Dean ShirleyFamous last words - "Of course it's legal to off-road here, I do it all the time"
Dean ShirleyYou're a hard-core jeeper when you have to carrey a jerry-can of gas to make it between exits on the highway.
Dean ShirleyYou're a hard-core Jeeper when the the only factory orgional part on your Jeep is the shifter knob... and even that isn't from your Jeep.
pfabricyDon't let your alligator mouth bite off more than your hummingbird ass can handle.
pfabricyRevenge is a dish best served cold.
Waggy EarlYou know you have a real JEEP if you need windshield wipers on the INSIDE!
HydroDuct tape is like the Jedi Force, there is a good side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together
CrazEIf Wyle E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
CrazEGood health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
CrazEMen have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
CrazEIn the 60s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
Dean ShirleyJEEP - Just Expensive Everyday Problems
Dean ShirleyFamous last words - "You know, I wouldn't be trying this hill if I didn't have the daily driver."
Dean ShirleyFamous last words - "Of course I can make it up this hill, I did last time I was here."
Dean ShirleyYou might have a Jeep problem... if you've ever considered putting a lift in your driveway because the roof on your garage isn't high enough.
Dean ShirleyYou might have a Jeep problem... if you've turned down buying a Jeep because you would have no where to park it, and you already asked the neighbors and they said not in their driveway either.
Dean ShirleyPoint to ponder - Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
Dean ShirleyPoint to ponder - What would a chair look like if your knees bent the other way?
Dean ShirleyPoint to ponder - If you're going the speed of light and your turn your headlights on, what happens?
Dean ShirleyPoint to ponder - If in a tree in the middle of the forest falls on a mime, would anyone care?
Dean ShirleyPoint to ponder - Why are there "Interstate" highways in Hawaii and Alaska?
Dean ShirleyPoint to ponder - If winners never quit, and quitters never win, how can you quit while you're ahead?
Dean ShirleyGive a man a match and he'll be warm for a moment... light a man on fire and he'll be warm the rest of his life.
Dean ShirleyGive a man a fish and it will satisfy his hunger... teach a man to fish and his wife will be wondering where her husband is every weekend.
KABarash"Life Is all about ASS! You're either covering it, laughing it off, kicking it, kissing it, busting it, or trying to get a piece of it!"
Dean ShirleyYou might have a Jeep problem... if it takes you more than a half hour to transfer your "emergancy" tool kit from you daily driver to your trail rig!
Dean ShirleyI feel like I'm living in a 1024x728 world at only 640x480.
Dean ShirleyThings only a Jeeper can say - "Got Snatch?"
Dean ShirleyThings only a Jeeper can say - "I like it on the rocks!"
Dean ShirleyThings only a Jeeper can say - "Went topless to work yesterday..."
Dean ShirleyYou might have a Jeep problem... if you have to use a silver dollar to measure your tread depth.
Dean ShirleyYou might have a jeep problem... if you've riden as a passenger on more trail rides this year than driving 'cause your jeep STILL isn't fixed!
Dean ShirleyThings only a Jeeper can say - "Come here and check out my rear end, I think I have a leak."
BoydHeatonDisassemble and reassemble something enough times, and pretty soon, you'll have two.
BigTorqueCJReal Jeeps have a Right Side Front Pumpkin
CarmanYou know you have a real jeep if you have to give it gas in high gear going downhill on the highway to do the speed limit.
CarmanIf you say "what does that mean?" when you hear the phrase "Built not Bought" you don't have a real jeep.
CarmanReal Jeeps only go wheelin' on days that end with "Y"!!
Captain FuzzypantsJeeps are like women, they're always better topless and dirty
bablackbeltGet off the table Mable, the two dollars is for the beer.
bablackbeltWhen I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
clwaiteI used to be "with it", but then they changed what "it" was, now what I'm "with" isn't "it", and what's "it", seems weird and scary to me. ( Abe Simpson)
KABarashA veteran is someone who, at one point in his life wrote a blank check Made payable to "The United States of America " for an amount of "up to and including my life."
kaster617You know you drive a jeep if you carry an extra right shoe in your JEEP!
kaster617You know you have a jeep problem if selling your jeep is only an option after you die!
PAToyotaIn theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice, there is. - Chuck Reid
PAToyotaManger le glacé et courir nu.
PAToyotaThe two most common elements in the Universe Are Hydrogen and Stupidity. - Harlan Ellison
PAToyotaA good friend will bail you outta jail. A true friend will be sittin' in there with you and say, "Damn! That was fun!"
PAToyota'Carpe Diem' does not mean 'fish of the day'
Mud PuppyI'll punch the next person who calls me violent!
PAToyotaLife is a disease: sexually transmitted, chronic, and invariably fatal.


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