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| pfabricy | That which doesn't kill us only makes us stronger. | | |
| pfabricy | Water covers 3/4 of the earth, Jeeps cover the rest. | | |
| pfabricy | A faster winch means more time at the top heckling your friends. | | |
| pfabricy | JEEP- Just Empty Every Pocket | | |
| Old Guy | "I've been accused of vulgarity. I say that's bullshit." | | |
| Old Guy | "If there is no Hell, a good many preachers are obtaining money under false pretences." | | |
| Old Guy | Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck...George Carlin | | |
| Old Guy | Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else....Will Rogers | | |
| Teal J | Drive it until you're stuck, then see if you can get stuck harder.... POR | | |
| CrazE | if it breaks and you just replace it,.......you lose! | | |
| CrazE | if you have 27 bumper stickers on the back of your truck, but no inspection sticker, you might be a redneck. | | |
| Hydro | The bits in the byte go off and on, off and on, off and on... | | |
| Hydro | If it moves and shouldn't, use Duct Tape & Zip Ties... If it doesn't move and should, use WD-40 & A Hammer | | |
| pfabricy | The only difference between an amateur and a professional is the abillity to correct your mistakes. | | |
| Old Guy | Chaos reigns within. Reflect, repent, and reboot. Order shall return | | |
| Old Guy | A crash reduces your expensive computer to a simple stone | | |
| Old Guy | The Web site you seek cannot be located, but countless more exist | | |
| Hydro | I got arrested for going 14400 in a 2400 zone! | | |
| Hydro | I'd change the world for the better, if only I could get hold of the source code. | | |
| Hydro | Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic. | | |
| Hydro | In just two days, tomorrow will be yesterday. | | |
| CrazE | Tomorrow is the most important thing in life. Comes into us at midnight very clean. It's perfect when it arrives and it puts itself in our hands. It hopes we've learned something from yesterday. | | |
| CrazE | "Never say sorry - it's a sign of weakness"....John Wayne | | |
| CrazE | OK, so what's the speed of dark ? ...steven wright | | |
| CrazE | Gun Control isn't about guns. It's about control. | | |
| CrazE | Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. | | |
| CrazE | Ever stop to think and forget to start again? | | |
| Hydro | You Know You Have A Real Jeep If You use a hose to clean the inside and the outside | | |
| Hydro | You Know You Have A Real Jeep If You determine that the best route from Point A to Point B is through a rock pile or over a mountain | | |
| Hydro | You Know You Have A Real Jeep If You call a scratch or a dent, a beauty mark | | |
| Hydro | You Know You Have A Real Jeep If You roll it over and don't get upset | | |
| Hydro | You Know You Have A Real Jeep If You judge every hill you see by how much fun it would be to climb | | |
| Hydro | You Know You Have A Real Jeep If You get custom pin-striping from trail brush | | |
| Hydro | You Know You Have A Real Jeep If You pull into the unplowed parking spots on snowy days | | |
| Hydro | You Know You Have A Real Jeep If You've been forced to add TJ, CJ, YJ, and XJ to your spell-checker | | |
| Hydro | You Know You Have A Real Jeep If Your Nerf bars battle rocks and win | | |
| Hydro | You Know You Have A Real Jeep If You use an ice-scraper on the inside of the windshield | | |
| Hydro | You Know You Have A Real Jeep If Winter comes and your can't remember where you left your top | | |
| Hydro | You Know You Have A Real Jeep If You fix almost everything yourself | | |
| Hydro | You Know You Have A Real Jeep If You slam the door and chunks of dried mud crumble to the ground | | |
| Hydro | You Know You Have A Real Jeep If You are the only one on the street who doesn't plow their driveway | | |
| Hydro | You Know You Have A Real Jeep If You can't hear your $200 stereo over the howl of your tires on the highway | | |
| Hydro | You Know You Have A Real Jeep If You have a high-water mark INSIDE the Jeep | | |
| Hydro | You Know You Have A Real Jeep If You plan your wedding around the Club's trail ride schedule | | |
| Hydro | You Know You Have A Real Jeep If You save broken Jeep parts as "momentos" AND you know the exact story behind every one | | |
| Hydro | You Know You Have A Real Jeep If You can't take a girl, who's wearing a dress, on a date without carrying along a set of steps | | |
| Hydro | You Know You Have A Real Jeep If Your garage holds more Jeeps than your house has bedrooms | | |
| Hydro | You Know You Have A Real Jeep If You carry along enough tools to supply a small garage | | |
| Hydro | You Know You Have A Real Jeep If You nickname your Jeep after the noises it makes or it's most damaging trail accident | | |
| Hydro | You Know You Have A Real Jeep If You carry along a replacement part for every drive component on the Jeep | | |
| Hydro | You Know You Have A Real Jeep If You're constantly getting passed on the highway | | |
| pfabricy | How do you know when you know more than you don't know? | | |
| pfabricy | Real Jeeps are built, not bought. | | |
| pfabricy | Real Jeeps leak. | | |
| pfabricy | It's a Jeep thing... If you're here you might understand. | | |
| Dean Shirley | If you're not getting stuck, you're not trying hard enough | | |
| Dean Shirley | If it's not covered in mudd, it's just another S.U.V.. | | |
| Dean Shirley | If you come home clean, you didn't have enough fun. | | |
| Fullmoon | You're a real jeeper if fine dining means burgers on the manifold | | |
| CrazE | real jeeps, NEVER leave another jeep stranded. | | |
| Waggy Earl | JEEP - Just everybody elses parts! | | |
| pfabricy | Stupidity should be painful. | | |
| otter | You're always warmer when you're on fire | | |
| otter | its the unintentional rolls that scare you | | |
| Old Guy | "I've been accused of vulgarity. I say that's bullshit." | | |
| Hydro | I'm going to live forever... Or die trying! ~Vila Restal from TV Series Blake's 7 | | |
| Fullmoon | the early bird gets the worm... but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap | | |
| Old Guy | Panties aren't my favorite, but they're right next to it... | | |
| Hydro | An XJ will fit through there... | | |
| TomC | "I have not failed.... I have just found 10,000 ways that won't work" -- Thomas Edison | | |
| TomC | No trees were harmed in the making of this forum. However, a great deal of electrons have been terribly inconvenienced. | | |
| Dean Shirley | You know you have a real jeep if you go out wheeling when it rains and/or snows because the trails close to home are 'too easy' when it's nice out. | | |
| Dean Shirley | You're a real jeeper when you know more about new Jeeps than the rep at the show or the sales guy at the dealer. | | |
| Dean Shirley | You're a hard-core Jeeper when you have a club membership to more than three clubs in more than two states. | | |
| Dean Shirley | Famous last words - "Of course I can make it through there, it's only 3" deep." | | |
| Dean Shirley | Famous last words - "We don't need a tow-strap today, we're only doing some light trails." | | |
| Dean Shirley | Famous last words - "Once more, I know I can make it this time." | | |
| Dean Shirley | Famous last words - "I've never broken anything on this trail." | | |
| Dean Shirley | Famous last words - "Of course it's legal to off-road here, I do it all the time" | | |
| Dean Shirley | You're a hard-core jeeper when you have to carrey a jerry-can of gas to make it between exits on the highway. | | |
| Dean Shirley | You're a hard-core Jeeper when the the only factory orgional part on your Jeep is the shifter knob... and even that isn't from your Jeep. | | |
| pfabricy | Don't let your alligator mouth bite off more than your hummingbird ass can handle. | | |
| pfabricy | Revenge is a dish best served cold. | | |
| Waggy Earl | You know you have a real JEEP if you need windshield wipers on the INSIDE! | | |
| Hydro | Duct tape is like the Jedi Force, there is a good side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together | | |
| CrazE | If Wyle E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner? | | |
| CrazE | Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. | | |
| CrazE | Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich. | | |
| CrazE | In the 60s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal. | | |
| Dean Shirley | JEEP - Just Expensive Everyday Problems | | |
| Dean Shirley | Famous last words - "You know, I wouldn't be trying this hill if I didn't have the daily driver." | | |
| Dean Shirley | Famous last words - "Of course I can make it up this hill, I did last time I was here." | | |
| Dean Shirley | You might have a Jeep problem... if you've ever considered putting a lift in your driveway because the roof on your garage isn't high enough. | | |
| Dean Shirley | You might have a Jeep problem... if you've turned down buying a Jeep because you would have no where to park it, and you already asked the neighbors and they said not in their driveway either. | | |
| Dean Shirley | Point to ponder - Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways? | | |
| Dean Shirley | Point to ponder - What would a chair look like if your knees bent the other way? | | |
| Dean Shirley | Point to ponder - If you're going the speed of light and your turn your headlights on, what happens? | | |
| Dean Shirley | Point to ponder - If in a tree in the middle of the forest falls on a mime, would anyone care? | | |
| Dean Shirley | Point to ponder - Why are there "Interstate" highways in Hawaii and Alaska? | | |
| Dean Shirley | Point to ponder - If winners never quit, and quitters never win, how can you quit while you're ahead? | | |
| Dean Shirley | Give a man a match and he'll be warm for a moment... light a man on fire and he'll be warm the rest of his life. | | |
| Dean Shirley | Give a man a fish and it will satisfy his hunger... teach a man to fish and his wife will be wondering where her husband is every weekend. | | |
| KABarash | "Life Is all about ASS! You're either covering it, laughing it off, kicking it, kissing it, busting it, or trying to get a piece of it!" | | |
| Dean Shirley | You might have a Jeep problem... if it takes you more than a half hour to transfer your "emergancy" tool kit from you daily driver to your trail rig! | | |
| Dean Shirley | I feel like I'm living in a 1024x728 world at only 640x480. | | |
| Dean Shirley | Things only a Jeeper can say - "Got Snatch?" | | |
| Dean Shirley | Things only a Jeeper can say - "I like it on the rocks!" | | |
| Dean Shirley | Things only a Jeeper can say - "Went topless to work yesterday..." | | |
| Dean Shirley | You might have a Jeep problem... if you have to use a silver dollar to measure your tread depth. | | |
| Dean Shirley | You might have a jeep problem... if you've riden as a passenger on more trail rides this year than driving 'cause your jeep STILL isn't fixed! | | |
| Dean Shirley | Things only a Jeeper can say - "Come here and check out my rear end, I think I have a leak." | | |
| BoydHeaton | Disassemble and reassemble something enough times, and pretty soon, you'll have two. | | |
| BigTorqueCJ | Real Jeeps have a Right Side Front Pumpkin | | |
| Carman | You know you have a real jeep if you have to give it gas in high gear going downhill on the highway to do the speed limit. | | |
| Carman | If you say "what does that mean?" when you hear the phrase "Built not Bought" you don't have a real jeep. | | |
| Carman | Real Jeeps only go wheelin' on days that end with "Y"!! | | |
| newbie 92 YJ | Jeeps are like women, they're always better topless and dirty | | |
| bablackbelt | Get off the table Mable, the two dollars is for the beer. | | |
| bablackbelt | When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car. | | |
